Sunday, September 16, 2007

Erection?

So my son, who was days old, had an erection! I don't know, there was a certain fatherly pride when I saw it...thinking: wow! viril already. What I didn't know is that baby boys often get an erection right before they pee everywhere. I called Wife into the room with some urgency to check out our son's endeavor and just as she came in the door....pssssssss shooting out all over the place. Wife uttered two words: "You idiot!" It was rather funny. I learned my lesson for shizzle my drizzle.

1 comment:

nicole said...

You have been christened. We learned to have the clean diaper underneath the soiled diaper, so we could slip out the dirty one and quickly cover the "weapon" if a shower was imminent. Where are some pictures?

And I can tell you and your brother are going to be similar in a lot of your dad reactions.